Anyway, I thought ya'll would wanna know about my latest and greatest date I went on.
It happened last week. It was with a new specimen, aka Cliff. Yes, I've changed his name for his privacy purposes. I thought Cliff was appropriate since I wanted to jump off a cliff after the date!
It was the typical "Mormon group date" setting. There were 4 couples. We all met up and headed off to din din at this fabulous little hole in the wall Thai place in none other than Provo, Utah. While we were at dinner there was some fun conversations going on and I was enjoying myself until Cliff leaned over to me and told me, "you look so sexy tonight in your little getup." Umm...ya, normally if a male specimen I'm INTERESTED IN tells me that, I get all giddy and excited and I would unleash my flirting advances, but not tonight. Cliff just doesn't do it for me. I honestly don't even know why I agreed to go on the date. I've gone out with Cliff about 3 times in the past 5 months. After each date I promise myself to never go out with him again, and a few weeks later he's talked me into going out with him again. I am an idiot, I know. You don't need to tell me.
Back to the date. So we're still at dinner and Cliff keeps making advances at me, some more sexual than others, but overall I just felt really creeped out. Also, all throughout dinner, I was flirting with Cliff's best friend. We didn't try to hide it, but it made our dates irritated. What a great start to the night, right? After dinner was paid for we all hopped into our cars and made a caravan down University Avenue. We looked like a funeral procession. Seriously. Maybe only I thought that, but whatever! We made our way to an indoor games/pizza facility and played some lovely arcade games. After about an hour at this place everyone got tired of it so we headed back to Cliff's place to watch a movie. (Oh great, I'm sure he was thinking that this would be his time to score some major snuggle time...) We got to the house and made a movie selection. Started the movie and one of the girls requested some food to be made so Cliff headed upstairs and prepared the snack.
In the meantime, I was downstairs watching the movie with the gang and my eyes started to water and itch and I started to get hives on my hands...this only happens when there are pets around. I was so EXCITED for an excuse to leave! Woo hoo, go me and my bad allergies to pets!
Cliff came back downstairs with the snack and came over to the couch that I was sitting on. I was leaned up against the arm rest with my legs tucked close to my body (so no one could snuggle up to me). Cliff picks up my legs and sets them on the ground, "No no, we can't have this. How are we going to cuddle Sier?" Ewwww, gross! Did he just call me Sier? Did he just say he wants to cuddle with me? Eeeek! I've gotta get outta here. That's when I dropped the bomb on him, "Cliff, I can't breathe very well, I'm breaking out in hives, and my eyes are watering. Can you take me home?"
He was pissed. I could tell, but I don't really care. I was tired, had like 5 hours of homework to do that night, and I'm sorry, I just wasn't feeling it. I love to cuddle, but I can't cuddle with someone who makes me want to barf.
Sorry Cliff, hope you can find someone else to take home and cuddle or makeout with on your pet-hair infested couches.xo Sierra
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