Excuse me. What did you just say???

A lovely text convo between Brad and I earlier this afternoon...

B: "Hey how are you"
S: "Hey I'm good. How're you B?"
B: "Doing really well haven't seen you in awhile"
S: "Are you keeping tabs on me?"
B: "Haha. All the time"

{I don't respond for about an hour...}

B: "How's school?"
S: "It keeps me out of trouble - I love it! What's new with you?"
B: "Life is good. No complaints."
S: "Glad to hear. How's the new house? Any cute roommates?"
B: "Haha not sure. I am trying not to be attracted"
S: "For ME not for YOU"
B: "They're awesome...really good guys. Typical ZOOBS"
S: "Sounds like a good change for you!"
B: "Why didn't you say hi to me earlier this week?"
S: "You seemed busy...didn't want to bug"
B: "You can always come and talk to me. I'm never too busy for you Sierra!"
S: "I guess I will next time, since I can only see you at the gym"
B: "Yea sorry I honestly have no desire to date or take a girl out just for fun. Just kinda focusing on me"
S: "We've already had this conversation, but it was in person. Remember?"
B: "Yea, I'm still in love with my ex even tho we are over"
S: "Ya, it takes time to get over an ex..."
B: "Ya, it does. But you're a wonderful daughter of God Sierra"
S: "Thanks. Hope you have a good rest of the day"
B: "You know you can always talk to me about anything anytime. I'm here for you"

WHAT?! Yeah...what in the crap? What just happened? Why is Brad trying to be my therapist over text? I don't know either...MAKE UP YOUR MIND BRAD!